Did you dream about the interview of you life…I tried but didn’t happen like I wanted it to…just kidding. I was there though… I was in front of a judge I…think. But any ways my dream job is to work in a prison…”ha ha ha” not to be in prison but to work there. I knew what you were thinking. And then all of a sudden that one judge became 3 other people. Wasn’t I scared??? At least they didn’t put me right to work. I had lots of training to do first.
TRADITIONAL INTERVEIWS
Traditional Interviews only happen to the ones I call lucky. The young ones like me…because I am lucky. In a traditional interview its usually the boss or head manager who does the questions. Sounds like fun but think of what questions the might ask. I never in my life had to do and interview. Maybe once but that was to help this lady with her college school work. But remember that if you one of us lucky ones make sure always, always , always have a POSSITIVE ATTUTUDE. This positive attitude stuff could get you any where in the world, just show it.
TECHNOLOGY INTERVEIW
A technology interview sound more like me. I’m one of those crazy don’t look at me when I’m talking kind of people. I’m more open with my self when I don’t know who I’m talking to. Know what I mean jelly bean? Any ways in technology interview they use phone, e-mail, or even (IM) instant messaging. Remember when your using the phone doesn’t forget to grab a paper, pencil, quite location, resume and the phone. A few tips they give you is don’t sit…stand why? Because when you stand you think more quickly. That’s cool because you don’t want your boss or manager to think you’re a total idiot that’s really slow. You also sound more confident. And don’t act like your funny when you’re using IM. Please they don’t want to hear your not funny jokes (Ha ha ha that reminds me of my brother). So don’t put no motional icons in your writing and don’t put no abbreviations like “lol’s”, “nvm”,”brb”, ect. You know what I mean. Sound like you smart and you not on the gosh darn computer all the time. THINK!!!
PANAL INTERVEIW
A panel interview is when your fate is in many other people’s hands in to getting this job. I know you want this job so show them with you positive attitude and you’re your recommendations. You know what I mean. A panel interview is just to show how you work with people. So be friendly. But this only comes like when you get out of high school. So come on don’t be shy!
WORKING INTERVEIW
One of the worst interview yet… make sure you ask questions about this one. A working interview is when you are told to do some thing that hard your really working though could you do this? Well on the article is says that this woman had to go door to door selling these things boxes and boxes of stuff in high heels. Please I can’t even walk in high heels. Just ask questions like “what do I have to do,” or “is it an all day thing.” You go it people.
STESS INTERVEIW
Be aware of this one… the boss is a total donkey. They will test you by not listing, rolling there eyes and acting like they don’t care… just ignore it and you’ll do just fine.
LASTLY: BEHAVIORAL/SITUATIONAL INTERVEIW
This one is easy just sound smart and think of the past. It sounds like fun just answer them with out taking so much time to think about it. They’ll ask questions like “ tell me about a time when you used logic and good judgment you solve a problem.” Do you best at answering… the fait is with you!
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